Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Media Takeout, who is wrong 95% of the time, is reporting that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have released the name of their new bundle of joy, her name is Kaidence Donda West...Blue Ivy Carter, imma' let you finish but Kaidence Donda West has the ugliest name of all time, all time!
Sunday, June 16, 2013
Kim Kardashian has given birth to a baby girl. The reality star started having contractions Friday night and went into full labor early Saturday AM. Kim's baby was delivered at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center 5 weeks early, with Kanye by her side...5 weeks early? Sounds like a job for Maury!
Thursday, June 13, 2013
In a recent interview with New York Times, Kanye West said he is the Steve Jobs of Internet, and the Michael Jordan of music....and he forgot that last month he became the Mike Tyson of beating up poles!
Monday, June 10, 2013
Janet Jackson recently entered the "billionaire club' after it was revealed that the singer has grossed a billion dollars from concert tours, acting gigs, album sales and corporate sponsorships. Since the announcement, the National Enquirer reported that Janet's brothers are lining up to ask for money, but Janet has reportedly cut them off...you know she's good for asking "what have you done for me lately?"
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Paris Jackson, daughter of pop superstar Michael Jackson made headlines yesterday, after news broke that the 15-year-old tried to commit suicide by cutting herself with a meat cleaver, and overdosing on Motrin...wow, all of those good drugs her dad left behind and she picks period pills?!
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
It's been two weeks since Miguel's viral kick across the world took place. Now lawyers for one of the victims, Khyati Shah, says her injuries may have resulted in brain damage. "The difficulties Khyati Shah are experiencing are cognitive in nature and lead to a neurological head injury"...I knew she had lost her mind when she hadn't announced she was suing the next day!
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Former Miss USA and Real Housewives of Atlanta star, Kenya Moore, will be looking for a new home to film in if she’s returns for season 6 of the reality show. Kenya who became famous for her, "Gone With The Wind Fabulous" tagline, has been evicted from her $3999-a-month mansion for failure to pay the full amount....sounds like she's gone with the RENT...fabulous!
Monday, June 3, 2013
Michael Douglas says in an interview with "The Guardian" newspaper that his throat cancer came from performing oral sex on women...damn, how bad is Catherine Zeta-Jones' p*ssy that he has to use that sort of excuse not to go down on her anymore?!
It's a girl for Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. On Sunday night's premiere of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," Kim shared with the gender with the world, as well as the fact that her child will not walk until she's 2 years old...nice of her to reveal she's having a retard as well!
Friday, May 31, 2013
NFL star Kerry Rhodes has been denying gay allegations after questionable pictures of him and his alleged boo thang', Mr. Hollywood, surfaced online a few months ago. However, a video of a shirtless Rhodes in bed with Mr. Hollywood has now surfaced....I'm not saying he's gay, but Kerry needs to just admit he Rhode this dude!
Thursday, May 30, 2013
The media is making a big deal out of Kim Kardashian's dress flying up....as if we haven't seen enough of her vajayjay already!
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Keshawn Johnson chased down Justin Bieber for speeding in his neighborhood last weekend. The ex-NFL star followed Justin's speeding Ferrari to confront him, but the pop star ran and hid in a house until police arrived...I'm a belieber he would've kicked Justin's ass!
Monday, May 27, 2013
Ooooh wee! I could hardly breathe yesterday, trying to keep my eyes peeled on a celebrity Twitter beef from a Long Island BBQ with only 5% battery left on my iPhone. F*ck you Apple for changing chargers on a product that only 4 people in the world own. OK, I'm cool, I'm cool. So, yesterday Amanda Bynes went on an unexplained tirade against Rihanna, who is usually the one taking jabs at people on Twitter. Without further ado I bring you the Twitter fight of the weekend:
"Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough,"
"No one wants to be your lover so you call everyone and their mother that I almost named my new dog Rihanna."
"Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?"
"unlike your fugly faced self I don't do drugs! U need the intervention dog! I met your ugly face in person. U aren't pretty u know it!"
They have something in common...they've both looked like Chris Brown put hands on them at some point!
Thursday, May 23, 2013
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Angelina Jolie is sharing with the world that she underwent a double mastectomy. The "Tomb Raider" star was informed by her doctor that she carried the genetic mutation that increased her risk of getting breast cancer by 87%....just when the public was starting to stay awake during Jennifer Aniston films, Angelina raises the stakes!
Monday, May 13, 2013
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were headed into a Beverly Hills restaurant last Friday, when Kanye "headed" right into a metal sign post, causing him to go berserk on a photographer....OUCH, looks like he bruised his ego big time!
Friday, May 10, 2013
Reports surfaced that engaged John Legend was spotted kissing another woman during a night out on last Friday. John's fiance, Sports Illustrated model Chrissy Teigen, has been joking about the allegations on her Twitter page...she knows it's a lie because the report said he was kissing a woman!
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Amanda Berry’s mother, Louwana Miller, turned to psychic, Sylvia Browne, resident clairvoyant for "The Montel Williams Show," in 2004, after 19 months of no answers about her missing daughter's whereabouts. Sylvia told the grieving mom that her daughter was dead...funny, because Sylvia Browne's the one who looks dead!
Monday, May 6, 2013
Beyonce is making unwanted headlines again after a UK website leaked the contents of the singers rider. Here are a few of the things on her list...
-$900 titanium drinking straws
-Employees must wear only 100 percent cotton clothing in her presence
-Hand-carved ice balls
-The most wholesome snacks
-Leafy greens and almonds and oatcakes served on glass
-Red toilet paper
Red toilet paper? Can't she just make her own red toilet paper for a good 5 days every month?!
Friday, May 3, 2013
Antoine Dodson, of "hide your kids, hide your wife" fame, made an announcement that he is "no longer into homosexuality" and now wants a wife...he may no longer be gay, but his hair is!
Thursday, May 2, 2013
According to a police report obtained by several media outlets, Chris Kelly of Kris Kross death was caused by a combination of cocaine and heroin, known as a "speedball," used the night before. Chris' mother Donna Kelly Pratt, was the one who called 911 and told police about her son's drug use....a combination of cocaine and heroin will certainly make you Jump Jump!