Does Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Have a Baby Name?

Media Takeout, who is wrong 95% of the time, is reporting that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have released the name of their new bundle of joy, her name is Kaidence Donda West...Blue Ivy Carter, imma' let you finish but Kaidence Donda West has the ugliest name of all time, all time!

Kim Kardashian Gives Birth to Baby Girl

Kim Kardashian has given birth to a baby girl. The reality star started having contractions Friday night and went into full labor early Saturday AM. Kim's baby was delivered at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center 5 weeks early, with Kanye by her side...5 weeks early? Sounds like a job for Maury!

Kanye Makes Big Comparisons in New York Times Interview

In a recent interview with New York Times, Kanye West said he is the Steve Jobs of Internet, and the Michael Jordan of music....and he forgot that last month he became the Mike Tyson of beating up poles!

Janet Jackson Cuts Brothers Off Financially

Janet Jackson recently entered the "billionaire club' after it was revealed that the singer has grossed a bil­lion dollars from concert tours, acting gigs, album sales and corporate spon­sorships. Since the announcement, the National Enquirer reported that Janet's brothers are lining up to ask for money, but Janet has reportedly cut them off...you know she's good for asking "what have you done for me lately?"

Paris Jackson's Suicide Attempt

Paris Jackson, daughter of pop superstar Michael Jackson made headlines yesterday, after news broke that the 15-year-old tried to commit suicide by cutting herself with a meat cleaver, and overdosing on Motrin...wow, all of those good drugs her dad left behind and she picks period pills?!

Miguel's Kick Causes Brain Damage to Fan

It's been two weeks since Miguel's viral kick across the world took place. Now lawyers for one of the victims, Khyati Shah, says her injuries may have resulted in brain damage. "The difficulties Khyati Shah are experiencing are cognitive in nature and lead to a neurological head injury"...I knew she had lost her mind when she hadn't announced she was suing the next day!

Kenya Moore Evicted From Atlanta Mansion

Former Miss USA and Real Housewives of Atlanta star, Kenya Moore, will be looking for a new home to film in if she’s returns for season 6 of the reality show. Kenya who became famous for her, "Gone With The Wind Fabulous" tagline, has been evicted from her $3999-a-month mansion for failure to pay the full amount....sounds like she's gone with the RENT...fabulous!

Michael Douglas Blames Oral Sex For His Throat Cancer

Michael Douglas says in an interview with "The Guardian" newspaper that his throat cancer came from performing oral sex on women...damn, how bad is Catherine Zeta-Jones' p*ssy that he has to use that sort of excuse not to go down on her anymore?!

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are Having a Girl!

It's a girl for Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. On Sunday night's premiere of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," Kim shared with the gender with the world, as well as the fact that her child will not walk until she's 2 years old...nice of her to reveal she's having a retard as well!

Video of Kerry Rhodes In Bed with Male Asistant

NFL star Kerry Rhodes has been denying gay allegations after questionable pictures of him and his alleged boo thang', Mr. Hollywood, surfaced online a few months ago. However, a video of a shirtless Rhodes in bed with Mr. Hollywood has now surfaced....I'm not saying he's gay, but Kerry needs to just admit he Rhode this dude!

Kim Kardashian Channels Marilyn Monroe

The media is making a big deal out of Kim Kardashian's dress flying up....as if we haven't seen enough of her vajayjay already!

Keyshawn Johnson CHased Down Justin Bieber

Keshawn Johnson chased down Justin Bieber for speeding in his neighborhood last weekend. The ex-NFL star followed Justin's speeding Ferrari to confront him, but the pop star ran and hid in a house until police arrived...I'm a belieber he would've kicked Justin's ass!

Amanda Bynes Attacks Rihanna on Twitter...and it was Good!

Ooooh wee! I could hardly breathe yesterday, trying to keep my eyes peeled on a celebrity Twitter beef from a Long Island BBQ with only 5% battery left on my iPhone. F*ck you Apple for changing chargers on a product that only 4 people in the world own. OK, I'm cool, I'm cool. So, yesterday Amanda Bynes went on an unexplained tirade against Rihanna, who is usually the one taking jabs at people on Twitter. Without further ado I bring you the Twitter fight of the weekend:




"Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough,"


"No one wants to be your lover so you call everyone and their mother that I almost named my new dog Rihanna."



"Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?"



"unlike your fugly faced self I don't do drugs! U need the intervention dog! I met your ugly face in person. U aren't pretty u know it!"



They have something in common...they've both looked like Chris Brown put hands on them at some point!

Cash Money Signs Paris Hilton to Album Deal

"Oooh, Cash Money signed Paris Hilton to an album deal, can't wait to hear her music." -said no one ever

Kelly Rowland Airing Dirty Laundry

Kelly Rowland is putting her jealousy of Beyonce and abuse on front street, with her new track “Dirty Laundry.” It's FIRE!

Angelina Jolie Gets Double Mastectomy

Angelina Jolie is sharing with the world that she underwent a double mastectomy. The "Tomb Raider" star was informed by her doctor that she carried the genetic mutation that increased her risk of getting breast cancer by 87%....just when the public was starting to stay awake during Jennifer Aniston films, Angelina raises the stakes!

Kanye West Walks Into a Pole

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were headed into a Beverly Hills restaurant last Friday, when Kanye "headed" right into a metal sign post, causing him to go berserk on a photographer....OUCH, looks like he bruised his ego big time!

Chrissy Teigen Jokes About John Legend Alleged Affair

Reports surfaced that engaged John Legend was spotted kissing another woman during a night out on last Friday. John's fiance, Sports Illustrated model Chrissy Teigen, has been joking about the allegations on her Twitter page...she knows it's a lie because the report said he was kissing a woman!

Psychic Told Amanda Berry's Mom She Was Dead

Amanda Berry’s mother, Louwana Miller, turned to psychic, Sylvia Browne, resident clairvoyant for "The Montel Williams Show," in 2004, after 19 months of no answers about her missing daughter's whereabouts. Sylvia told the grieving mom that her daughter was dead...funny, because Sylvia Browne's the one who looks dead!

Beyonce's Controversial Tour Rider Leaked

Beyonce is making unwanted headlines again after a UK website leaked the contents of the singers rider. Here are a few of the things on her list...
-$900 titanium drinking straws
-Employees must wear only 100 percent cotton clothing in her presence
-Hand-carved ice balls
-The most wholesome snacks
-Leafy greens and almonds and oatcakes served on glass
-Red toilet paper

Red toilet paper? Can't she just make her own red toilet paper for a good 5 days every month?!

Antoine Dodson is No Longer Gay

Antoine Dodson, of "hide your kids, hide your wife" fame, made an announcement that he is "no longer into homosexuality" and now wants a wife...he may no longer be gay, but his hair is!

Kris Kross' Chris Kelly Dies From Drug Overdose

According to a police report obtained by several media outlets, Chris Kelly of Kris Kross death was caused by a combination of cocaine and heroin, known as a "speedball," used the night before. Chris' mother Donna Kelly Pratt, was the one who called 911 and told police about her son's drug use....a combination of cocaine and heroin will certainly make you Jump Jump!